By Dr Waka
A 37-year-old Nigerian male, gave the Nigerian Community in Torino something to talk about over the weekend when he behaved like someone without his reasoning faculties. The 37-year-old whose name was not given, was stopped by the police as he was driving along Corso Castelfidardo during a routine check. Ewooo, tory don get hunchback o.

No sooner he was stopped than he started trying to impress the police officers that he was not over speeding or committed any infringement on the highway code. The police simply told him to calm down, noting they were aware that he had committed no crime. He was told he was being stopped for a routine check. Oloye wanted to use attack as defence but the police too sabi the matter well well.

He was asked for his driver’s licence he could not produce any. They asked for vehicle registration particulars he could not produce any. They quickly ran a check and discovered that the vehicle has no insurance either. Na today, una go soon discover say nor be human being una day deal with.

The officers wanted to the know the identity of the car owner but the Nigerian rather than own up was bent on perpetrating his lies. He gave a name which the police promptly debunked as false. When told that a female’s name is associated with the car, the Nigerian was humbled, telling the officers that the car actually belonged to his girlfriend. Foul yansh don begin open small small.

Further checks revealed that the 37-year-old was illegally residing in the country. The police actually discovered that he was served an expulsion order in January 2019. As you’re reading this I hear that this Nigerian was heavily sanctioned so much that he cried out to the community. Hala o, Hala well well you hear. Omo hooligans!

You never Hala o, when you were telling lies and trying to flex didn’t you realise that all your baggages will show their face? You be proper ode, instead make you hide your head you begin drive car way nor be your own all over Torino like who win totocalcio. I hear say this yeye man has used this car take picture, laminate and put inside internet as one of his numerous cars. Osanobua! You want to joke with yahoo yahoo boy!

I still hear for porta palazzo say this bobo is now running from pillar to post trying to avoid deportation. You lucky self say you nor jam Salvini men in uniform it is Lagos you should have been talking from by now. Ewu liar!